Hollywood Lifeis a premiere destination if you want to find out whether or Melodrama Archivesnot Julianne Hough is flaunting her "insane abs" these days (she is).

But if you ask Justin Bieber, it is a den of lies where truth, beauty and humanity crumble before our very eyes. Biebs issued a call to arms for the Beliebers to shut the website down and his loyal fans are doing their damnedest to make his wish come true. Take notes, Peter Thiel. 

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Beliebers are now flooding the website's Instagram account with comments demanding it immediately convert to Hollywood Death.

Here they are sharing their opinions on a post wishing a 3-year-old a happy birthday.

The use of the knife emoji in the comments of this photo of Selena Gomez is legitimately disturbing.

Of course, in posting this Instagram, Bieber inadvertently brought a lot of attention to everything Hollywood Life has written about him recently. This includes:

• A video of Biebs joking about his latest fist fight while listening to Selena Gomez.

• A rundown of his current rumored squeeze's previous relationships. Nicola Peltz, actress and daughter of billionaire Nelson Peltz, is allegedly a nightmare human, by the way.

• A quiz to determine which Canadian cutie is your perfect cuddle buddy. (Author's note: Hollywood Life says I belong with Drake, so they seem like a publication devoted to my views.)

• Tales of a "nice sized" hickey Bieber gave a cheerleader.

Maybe Biebs is worried the hickey is compromising his new relationship with Peltz. Maybe he hates that the website pitted him against his bros and fellow Canadian hunks Drake and Ryan Gosling. Maybe, and this is likely the case, Bieber simply disagrees with their bold claim that Kendall Jenner's body chain is the must-have accessory of the summer. 

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